Spoken Word

Songs in which plain, amusical speech and/or conversation take place. (Not including digressions during live performances.)

Entire Song

• 3 Chords, 2 Teeth, 1 Eye
• '85 Radio Special Thank You
• A To Z
• A To Z (Type B)
• Anecdote
• Confusing The Mind
• Critic Intro
• Dan Hickey's Actual Drums
• Distant Antenna
• Doris Cunningham
• The Extended Spider Intro
• Flansy Stays In The Picture
• Hidden Track
• Kids Are Different Now (Spoken Word)
• Kitten Intro
• Lesson 16
• Letter/Not A Letter
• Live In Nashville
• Mario Speaks
• Negative Ad
• Mr. Klaw - All except for the ending.
• Preamble: Fernando Wood
• (She Was A) Hotel Detective In The Future Commentary
• To The Bubblecraft!
• Trucker's Coffee
• Turtle Songs Of North America
• Untitled

From the Venue Songs DVD

• "A Concrete Shrine"
• "An Oasis Of Hooch"
• "And So"
• Goodbye From The Deranged Millionaire
• Greeting From The Deranged Millionaire
• "Monongahela"
• "Paradoxically"
• "Returning To The U.S."
• "Skee-ball And Saltwater Taffy"
• "The Experiment Begins"
• "The Great Walled City"
• "The Tour Nearly Over"
• "You Can't Go Home Again"

Entire Sections

• Alphabet Lost And Found - "On this fateful day, in the history of whenever", "Crowds of people, animals, and incomplete words..." , humorous shouting during the chorus
• The Bloodboat - Announcing the bloodboat at the beginning and in the middle of the song
• The Bloodmobile - "Somebody's got to haul out the trash..."
• C Is For Conifers - "There are so many different kinds of conifer trees..."
• Celebration - The intro to this song is spoken by John Flansburgh.
• Chip The CHiP - "Alright, pull it over! Do you know why I stopped you? Cause I thought maybe you could tell me why I stopped you."
• Chopping Block Testimonial - The intro to this song is spoken by John Flansburgh.
• Circular Karate Chop - "Three rules from your sensei..."
• Complete Paranoia - "This is a crybaby song..."
• Dedicated - "October 17th: Stayed inside..."
• The Edison Museum (Wax Cylinder) - Begins with "The Edison Museum, performed by They Might Be Giants, Nicholas Hill vocal, made at Edison Laboratories."
• Elephants - "Did you hear about the farmer, who had a house built in Sri Lanka?..."
• Hey, Man. I Saw Your Band. - "Hey, this is John of They Might Be Giants..."
• House Of Mayors - "George Finby! Alexander Whigmore! Patrick O'Barr! Conrad Spectacle! Carl Van Krieg! Antonio Botton!"
• I Am A Paleontologist - "Is it a T-rex? Maybe a Triceratops? Or a Carnotaur? Pachycephalosaurus?"
• I Am A Robot - "Hello."
• I Am A Robot (Type B) - "Oh, hello."
• I Can Add - "Alright, two plus one is three, three plus one is four, and four plus one is five! I'm gettin' it! I'm gettin' good at this!"
• John Lee Supertaster - The introductory part: "When I was 39 years old, I heard a story..."
• Lines Upon A Tranquil Brow - The first verse
• Nine Bowls Of Soup - "Woah Woah WOAH" "If I tell you what these are for, then will you stop bothering me?...", "Nine bowls of soup arranged a certain way..."
• S-E-X-X-Y - "Dressed only in clothes..."
• Then The Kids Took Over - Spoken word bridge
• The Velvet Ape - "The year is 1970ld..."
• We Just Go Nuts At Christmastime - Begins with "Hi, this is John of They Might Be Giants...", also with "Again" at the end of the song
• Why Does The Sun Shine? - "Scientists have found that the sun is a huge atom-smashing machine..."
• The World's Address (Joshua Fried Remix) - spoken phrases throughout the song.

Single Lines

• 32 Footsteps - "28, 29, 30, 31"
• Absolutely Bill's Mood - "Thank you! Thank you!"
• Alienation's For The Rich - "This song is dedicated to all you modern day troubadours out there / And I think I know who you are"
• Alphabet Of Nations - "The alphabet of nations, the alphabet of nations, the alphabet of nations!"
• Anaheim - "Goodnight, Mrs. Hitler"
• Ana Ng - "I don't want the world, I just want your half"
• Bread Hair - "That's a gone rug, buddy"
• Even Numbers - "2, 4, 6, 8"
• Fake-Believe - "Yodel-ay-he-hoo!", "That's little Lord Fauntleroy, please"
• Fake-Believe (Type B) - "4-3-2-1, blastoff!", "It's not a problem, ants are strong"
• For Science - "Let's get those missiles ready to destroy the universe!"
• Go For G! - "Grapes, glue, gyroscopes"
• Hide Away Folk Family - The Home Astrology Report recited by John Flansburgh.
• Hot Dog! - "That's me!"
• How Many Planets? - "And a bunch of other stuff"
• I Can Add - "I don't even know spanish, but I'm gonna sing it in spanish now"
• I Can Hear You - "I Can Hear You by They Might Be Giants / Made at the Edison Laboratories"
• I Got My T-Shirt Back - "Play the bongos!"
• I'll Sink Manhattan - "Thanks a lot guys. From the NYPD. We love you." (Played in reverse.)
• L M N O - "Hello children, it's time for an important lesson with Professor Flans! This is about four letters that people sometimes confuse for one: L M N O!"
• Mr. Xcitement - "Let it be known: They Might Be Giants, Doughty, The Elegant Too: Mr. Xcitement."
• On Earth My Nina - "Here's my song."
• One Dozen Monkeys - "His name is Larry."
• Put Your Hand Inside The Puppet Head - "Memo to myself: Do the dumb things I gotta do. Touch the Puppet Head."
• Q U - "Quack quack, quack, quack"
• Seven - Henry Linnell and Desi Tomaselli make such statements as "I would like some cake" and "The green house at the end of the block"
• She's Actual Size - "We take you to Brooklyn."
• (She Thinks She's) Edith Head - Studio banter before the final chorus
• Spider - "I promise not to kill you"
• Why Does The Sun Shine? - Several lines, including "It is so hot that everything on it is a gas. Iron, copper, aluminum, and many others."
• Zeroes - In various parts of the song, Hannah Levine states numbers that include zeroes, for instance: "ten, one hundred, one thousand"

Conversations

• Can You Find It?
• D & W
• D Is For Drums
• Gloria Says "This Guy's A Nut"
• Here Come The ABCs (DVD Version)
• Snowball In Hell - Starts with "I didn't expect to find a salesman drinking coffee this late in the morning."
• Untitled
• Village Gate Concert Promo