User:Theforklord

AGE:
17

This user is 17 years old.

⚧	This user uses any/all pronouns.

FAN	This user became a TMBG fan in 2020.

This user's favorite John is John Linnell.

FAV	This user's favorite TMBG song is Climbing The Walls.

VID	This user's favorite TMBG video is The Statue Got Me High.

LYR	This user's favorite TMBG lyric is: i'M dEf! I'm DeF! i'M dEf!

This user's favorite album is The Else.

This user's favorite album is It's Fun To Steal.

This user's favorite EP is Back To Skull.

It's not my birthday, but it will be October 4th!

This user is How Much Chess Can You Eat? on the TMBW Discord.

and now for the portion of our program where Chess references a bunch of bands they like. [feel free to use on your own page!]

This user has a hole in his brain where his mind should've been.

It'll take $300,000,000 to get this user up tomorrow.

This user feels as if it might be vanishing.

This user is notable for their pliability, oversize feet, disarming grin, and anatomically correct buttocks.

This user almost got hit by a truck.

This user drifts like worried fire.

This user only stuttered so she could get her words right.

This user is a wobbly staggering dizzy confused little person spinning round and round and round.

This user put the cat (PUT THE CAT!!!) put the cat in the sink.

This user is from England and who gives a shit!

This user needs to paste your skin 'round the mailbox and hold the postman in your smile.

If you wouldn't mind, this user would like it blew.

This user wanders in geometric patterns.

This user dances around the house like Nature Boy.

This user feels like a cartoon brick wall.

This user consumes empty onion rings and feels like a weed.

This user lives in America with a pair of Payless shoes.

This user's name is FUCK!

This user's gonna sit right down and whittle away his furniture.

This user tastesssssssssssssss good on th' bun.

This user gets by on all her pre-historic know-how.

other free-use babels:

This user is too lazy to make their own babels.

This user immerses her soul in love.

hows it going im fine

my name is chess or fork whichever one you feel like

i draw stuff, usually sillies

i'm probably pansexual and genderfluid but i mean who's to say

favorite TMBG song from each album[edit]

They Might Be Giants (Album) - The Day

Lincoln - Snowball In Hell

Flood - Letterbox

Apollo 18 - See The Constellation

John Henry - Stomp Box

Factory Showroom - I Can Hear You

Long Tall Weekend - Rat Patrol

Mink Car - Your Mom's Alright

No! - Lazyhead And Sleepybones

The Spine - Wearing A Raincoat

Here Come The ABCs - D Is For Drums

The Else - Climbing The Walls

Here Come The 123s - Figure Eight

Here Comes Science - Waves

Join Us - Can't Keep Johnny Down

Nanobots - Hive Mind

Glean - Erase

Why? - Or So I Have Read

Phone Power - I Love You For Psychological Reasons

I Like Fun - This Microphone

My Murdered Remains - Unctuous Robot

The Escape Team - Jackie The Clipper

BOOK - Brontosaurus

other bands/musicians i love[edit]

band/musician	favorite album	favorite song
Butthole Surfers	piouhgd	Some Dispute Over T-Shirt Sales
Car Seat Headrest / Nervous Young Men	Teens of Denial	The Ballad of the Costa Concordia
The Caretaker	An empty bliss beyond this World	And bliss everywhere bliss
Da Vinci's Notebook	Bendy's Law	Enema Countdown
Daniel Johnston	Yip/Jump Music	Tuna Ketchup
Godspeed You! Black Emperor	Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven	motherfucker=redeemer
Jack Stauber + side projects	Micropop EPs	Pad Thai
Lemon Demon / Neil Cicierega	Hip to the Javabean	I Earn My Life
Logan Whitehurst & the Junior Science Club	Earth Is Big	Big Mistake
Negativland	Free	Aluminum or Glass: The Memo
Neutral Milk Hotel	In the Aeroplane Over the Sea	Engine
Nirvana	Bleach	Sliver
Oingo Boingo	Boingo	Pedestrian Wolves
Primus	Tales From the Punchbowl	To Defy the Laws of Tradition
R.E.M.	Automatic for the People	Hairshirt
The Residents	Meet the Residents	I Hate Heaven
Sufjan Stevens	Illinois	Enchanting Ghost
Swans	The Seer	Blind
TISM	Hot Dogma	The Men's Room
Ween	Chocolate and Cheese	Young Chou Lin
"Weird Al" Yankovic	In 3-D	Frank's 2000" TV

i am always looking for new artists to listen to, so suggest some on my talk page if you want!

taglines i've made[edit]

- Tagline, tagline / all alone in the embedded / standing, sleeping / looking for a page to edit

- Here comes the 1, 2, 3 / 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, page rebooter / editing too fast on my computer

- Don't patrol something and go to sleep mad / Don't act like the other doesn't know how to edit / This wiki is a virtue best shared with a spouse / And remember ban's a verb / And ban can be eternity

- To get to her a boy's got to moderate / to get to her a boy's got to navigate

- I can't remember the page I edited last night

- here's hoping you don't / become a Q-Bot / edit, edit, whoops, too late!

- I forget we / I forget we / I forget wiki

- A moderator's ghost / Once said these words to me / When forced to choose between the vandal / And this great wiki

- You could be a mod / But you don't mod a lot / Users only work on the site

- And now the year is over now, and now the year is over now / And now the year is over now, the year is over now!