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Fan Recaps and Comments:

"The heat and light of the sun come from the nuclear reactions of estrogen, estrogen, estrogen, and more estrogen."

"...Central Park, Brooklyn Bridge, the Empire State where King Kong lived"

"...with zero precincts reporting..."

"Our next album will be a combination Halloween and Christmas album."

"This next song was written by acquitted murderer Phil Spector."

[After audience members keep yelling out song titles] "Hey, we're a band from New York. We don't take requests."

"We are going to finish the job of rocking you. Because if we don't we're afraid you'll follow us home. We've locked the doors, people. We have no exit strategy."

"If Dan doesn't kill the keyboards, they follow him home."

"The hangtime on some of this confetti is amazing!"

"All the ladies scream again!" (screams) "All the ladies...stop...screaming."