Swear Words

Songs that contain swear words, or otherwise refer to swearing.

• 1999 - Cowtown Medley - "Damn you"
• Agent Double-0-Soul - "Damn! Check this shit out." and "When I say 'Jeremy Chatzky', you say 'hell yeah!'"
• Alienation's For The Rich - "You know that that's a bitch"
• Bastard Wants To Hit Me
• Best Of Spin The Dial - "I'm so fuckin' old" and "What the fuck is wrong with me?"
• Cage & Aquarium - "Damned if you know who it is"
• Can't Keep Johnny Down - "All of the dicks in this dick town" and "...to flip off the guy"
• Car Alarms - "They say we can't make it in the country 'cause our shit is too extreme"
• Clap Your Hands (Live Almanac) - "Oh, shit..."
• Countdown Intro - "Professor Psychofuckup"
• Damn Good Times
• Dimension Six Rock - "Just bring your spirit and your funky ass"
• Disappointing Show - "Get your shit together"
• The Everlasting Vibe - "Mean-ass bouncers"
• Everybody Conga - "I'm not fucking kidding"
• Flansy Stays In The Picture - "I didn't live through three world wars to be buried alive in my own bullshit..."
• Freebird - In Flansburgh's message at the end: "...but the machine's been fucked up for the past week"
• Hearing Aid (Dial-A-Song) - "'Cause I'm not as fucked up as I want to be"
• I Beat The Wiz - "I beat the shit out of him"
• I Palindrome I - "You son of a bitch"
• Impossibly New - "Throwing rocks and flipping birds"
• It Never Fails - "The devil's in the goddamn psychological details."
• Let Me Tell You About My Operation - "I'll sleep the whole damn day"
• Letterbox Intro - "JL: Fuck y'all!" and "JF: Fuck all y'all!"
• Mainstream U.S.A. - "I flipped that guy the bird"
• The Mesopotamians - "Half believing there will sometime come a day someone gives a damn..."
• No Left Turn - "He owes me some of that shit, man"
• Open Space 2 - "What- What the FUCK is gonna happen without Napster?" & "That's a shitty job."
• Overalls - "They get so fucked up sick of overalls" and "I don't know what the fuck is up with that"
• People Are Wrong! - "Damn! Rewind" and "Get up off your city ass"
• Puppets Gonna Fuck You Up
• Right Before Showtime - "Hour eight: Jesus Christ", "Hour sixteen: Fuck"
• Santa Cruz - "This one is kind of a collision of our art fuck background and the skateboard part of this town. Combined." is said in the pre-song banter
• (She Was A) Hotel Detective In The Future Commentary - "You're such an ass"
• The Shitty, Shitty Blues
• Songs - "God damn songs"
• Sorry I Fucked Up The Show
• Spin The Country Dial - "If you don't like country music, you can kiss my ass, kiss my ass" and "If you don't like country music, fuck you"
• This Damn Band
• Toddler Hiway (First Album Live) - "The fuck?" and "Fuck those guys" are said in the pre-song banter
• Tubthumping - "Pissin' the night away"
• Twisting (Demo) - "...for bitchin' and for moanin'"
• Very Important - "Your friend can't pickup the goddamn phone"
• When The Lights Come On - "But we'll be laughing and shit"
• Xanthus Fucked Us
• Your Ass Or A Hole In The Ground
• You're On Fire - "Oh damn"
• Your Mom's Alright - "Your ass is grass and I'm a lawnmower"
• Your Racist Friend (Dial-A-Song 2) - "Listen to some bullet-head and the bullshit that he's sayin'"

Honorable Mentions

• Daily Beans Theme - "News, with swearing"
• Starry Eyes - "The writ has hit the fan"
• Why Did You Grow A Beard? - "What the Christ? What the devil?" and the "freedom-loving, sister-hugging, screaming, yelling" line makes it seem like the singer keeps on wanting to swear, but always makes himself stop just short...