User:Bluef00t

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This user hopes growing up near Lincoln, MA gave them residual Powers of They (but doubts it). WEB This user has a website. This user plays accordion, allegedly. LYR This user's favorite TMBG lyric is: None of these things can compare when circle gets the square LYR This user's favorite TMBG lyric is: Where did you come from, anyways? A book? SHO This user has attended the following shows. CTB This user has contributed to these pages.

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You have reached the userpage of Bluef00t, Massachusetts resident, amateur artist, unusual enthusiast, and low-level lackey of the robots that are taking your job. The psychic rays I have been sending towards John Flansburgh in an attempt to make him hire someone other than Paul Sahre for album covers in the 2020s have yet to meet with success.

I also enjoy Lemon Demon, Tally Hall, Cosmo Sheldrake, OK Glass, Oingo Boingo, The B-52s, Sparks, Laurie Anderson, Paul Simon, classical music in general, anything performed live by an a cappella group or marching band, the chatter of audiobooks, and long peaceable silences.

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A brief English to Flansburghism phrasebook

• If something is hardcore, mutant, messed up, and confused, both of its eyes are in one socket.
• If someone enjoys over-acting, then their bones are made entirely of ham.
• If a crowd is engaging in crowd-surfing, they are playing pass-the-dude.
• If something takes a beating but doesn't die, it has a Chucky-like quality.
• If someone contributed something extra powerful and exciting to a pre-existing project, they lashed a Saturn V booster rocket to it.
• If something is unexpected and one-of-a-kind, it's a total U.F.O.
• And just about everything is a "vibe".