User:TofuPunk/Theme Song

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John Lee Superwiki by TofuPunk
Parody of John Lee Supertaster by They Might Be Giants
Click here to read the original TMBG lyrics

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Mr. John Flansburgh: When I was 39 years old, I heard a story. 
I found out that there [are] people walking among us who have superpowers. 
These people are called Superwikis. 
To a Superwiki, flagrant posts are far more flagrant, and spam far more slammed. 
Then, just a few months ago, I had the chance to meet a real, live Superwiki named John Lee.

And this is his true story:

Nothing codes the same (nothing codes the same)
To a Superwiki (Superwiki)
When he codes a page (codes a page)
It's like a hundred pages (it's like a million pages)

He's got superpowers (superpowers)
He is a Superwiki (Superwiki)
Every lyric explodes (explodes and explodes)
Explodes and explodes

John Lee Superwiki
Posts more than we do
Everyone is a John here
Three Johns here is too much

Can't power down (can't power down)
'Cause he's a Superwiki (Superwiki)
Though he looks like a man (talks like a man)
He is a Superwiki (Superwiki)

He drinks coffee and Bawls (coffee and Bawls)
'Cause he's a Superwiki (Superwiki)
Loves caffeine and Jolt (caffeine and Jolt)
He is a Superwiki 

John Lee Superwiki
Posts more than we know
Everyone is a fan here
Some fans here must go