Guitar Tab:An Insult To The Fact Checkers

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An Insult To The Fact Checkers
By: They Might Be Giants
Key: G Major
Year: 2018
Tabbed By: ant

FLANS:
 G                                 Bb
D|---------------------------------3---0-----------------|
A|-----2---4-5-4-------2---4-5-4-----------1-------0-1-0-|
E|-3-3---3-------3---3---3---------------------1---------|
 G                                 Bb
D|-------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----2---4-5-4-------2---4-5-4-------------------1---3-|
E|-3-3---3-------3---3---3---------1---3---1---3---------|

C    Eb
Hey!
                F                    Ab
Hats off to the things you don't say
C    Eb
Why?
                      Bb         F
So what's up with the side-eye?

C                       Eb
Spent so long trying to get along
          F
Trying to please you
          Ab
Trying to tease out all the details
         C                              Eb 
From the sad straight notions that just all seem wrong
    Bb
I defy interpretation
     F
I am not participating in it

DAN:
   G                               Bb
B|------~3----------~3-----3-2-1-0---------|
G|~3---0-----0~3---0-----0---------0-------|
D|-------------------------------------3-0-|
   G                               Bb
E|-------------------------1-0-------------------3-1----------------------|
B|------~3----------~3---------4-3~3-----3~5~3-------3-1-3---1---1--------|
G|~3---0-----0~3---0-----0-------------0-----------------------3----3-0-3-|

FLANS:
 G                                 Bb
D|---------------------------------3---0-----------------|
A|-----2---4-5-4-------2---4-5-4-----------1-------0-1-0-|
E|-3-3---3-------3---3---3---------------------1---------|
 G                                 Bb
G|-------------------------------------------------3---5-|
D|---------------------------------3---5---3---5---------|
A|-----2---4-5-4-------2---4-5-4-------------------------|
E|-3-3---3-------3---3---3-------------------------------|

C    Eb
Fine!
                F                  Ab
Pick on someone else your own size
C    Eb
Fine!
                Bb               F
Go prey on some stranger passing by

G     Bb
G     Bb

C    Eb
Hey!
                F                    Ab
Hats off to the things you don't say
C    Eb
Why?
                      Bb         F
So what's up with the side-eye?

C                     Eb
My sad mind searching overtime
      F
For a reason
    Ab                            C                            Eb
You suspiciously incorporate some far-fetched fiction you find so sublime
         Bb                             F
But it's too late to reject and it's an insult to the fact checkers

DAN
   G                               Bb
E|-------------------------1-0-------------|
B|------~3----------~3---------4-3~3---3---|
G|~3---0-----0~3---0-----0---------------0-|
   G                               Bb
B|------~3----------~3-----3-2-1-0----------------------------------------------|
G|~3---0-----0~3---0-----0---------0----------------------------~6---~3---3---5-|
D|-------------------------------------3-0-------------3---5------------5-------|
A|---------------------------------------------3---5----------------------------|
FLANS
 G                                 Bb
D|---------------------------------3---0-------------------|
A|-----2---4-5-4-------2---4-5-4-----------1-------0-1-0-1-|
E|-3-3---3-------3---3---3---------------------1-----------|
 G                                 Bb                     G
D|-----------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----2---4-5-4-------2---4-5-4-------------------1---3-----|
E|-3-3---3-------3---3---3---------1---3---1---3-----------3-|