Guitar Tab:3 Chords, 2 Teeth, 1 Eye

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3 Chords, 2 Teeth, 1 Eye
By: The Avatars Of They
Key: F Sharp Minor
Year: 2013
Tabbed By: sapphirebullets

Main riff (only uses first 3 strings)

D-|-----------------2--4--|-----------------------|
A-|--------2--4-4--4------|--------2--4-4--4-2----|
E-|-2--2-5----------------|-2--2-5--------------5-|

F#m
Ladies and gentlemen!
What?
The Avatars of They are running for re-election!
Oh! Hey, I got a question
What?
Who wants to walk like a kitty-cat?
Not me!
I didn't think so
Ah!
My hair hurts
Hard to believe we're just waiting for a bus
E             B          F#m
Three chords, two teeth, one eye

F#m
Ah! Play it, son
All right, I'm playing all the hairs on my body
And that's one
Yeah
One long hair wrapped around your whole body
It's so icky
I got a piece of my mind stuck in my eye
I can't deal with that right now
Ah, yeah!

E             B          F#m
Three chords, two teeth, one eye
Oh!
E         B        F#m
Two eyes, one eye, no eyes
Ah!

F#m
I demand a recount!
Who wants to look like this?
Nobody!
I didn't think so
Ohh
I didn't realize we were still recording
I'd already moved onto something else
Some Tim Conway joke books
Stop the music!
Yes