User:Sandwich maker/Theme Song

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I never edit posts by Sandwich maker
Parody of I Never Go To Work by They Might Be Giants
Click here to read the original TMBG lyrics

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Oh no, no, I never edit posts.
Oh no, no, I never edit posts.
Oh no, no, I never edit posts.
Oh no, no, I never edit posts.

On Mondays, I never edit posts.
On Tuesdays, I stay offline.
On Wednesdays, I am always too late  .
Editing is the last thing on my plate.

On Thursdays, it's impossible!
And Fridays I detest.
Oh I'm far too busy on a Saturday,
And Sunday is the day of rest.

Oh yes, yes, reading posts everyday.
Oh yes, yes, reading posts everyday.
Oh yes, yes, reading posts everyday.
Oh yes, yes, reading posts everyday.

Read on Monday.
Read on Tuesday.
Read on Wednesday.

Read on Thursday,
And Friday.
And I Read on all night on Saturday,
So on Sundays I read less.

Oh no, no, I never edit posts.
Oh no, no, I never edit posts.
Oh no, no, I never edit posts.
Oh no, no, I never edit posts.

On Mondays, I never edit posts.
On Tuesdays, I stay offline.
On Wednesdays, I am always too late  .
Editing is the last thing on my plate.

On Thursdays, it's impossible!
And Fridays I detest.
Oh I'm far too busy on a Saturday,
And Sunday is the day of rest.