User:HamburgerBeater

Hello.

Oftentimes in the presence of me, you can find yourself asking these three questions:

"Who are you?"

"What are you doing?"

"Why do you have that in your pockets? "

I will be here to answer that and less, all the time, every time.

"Who are you?"

Hello, I am me. You refer to me as you, them, him, that, it, and me as myself, or as I.

Elsewhere or as here for the time being. but in places like Discord I am tabbed under HamburgerBeater, an unfortunately often misconstrued name that I could not tell you how it came to be. That's all the media I have on my hands, an email, sure, but giving that to everyone would make me fall down a misbegotten path.

For a glorious day or so, I was named "CapitalU", until a certain someone thought I was "bumming his vibe" with my name. I was taken to court and am now only allowed 2 edits per year.

"What are you doing?"

I wiki do what I wiki does. This is a wiki, and I do wiki stuff.

You may have recognized me on a couple of these fine pages, namely on the Sally Boy Candy Bar page, The Biggest One page, and the Pink Album page; (although I wasn't quite the person who did finish what I did start on that last one). Images are what I do, and yet some escape my grasp not due to my own fault I would reason, but to the statement that people just don't respond to their emails. Spare me the details and everything else that I wouldn't want to hear and just be honest for once to tell me the truth that Ole' Johnny B. Email-responder slumped over dead at his workstation sometime in 2007! I can handle it! I can handle the truth!

I uploaded a VERY large chunk of stickers to the Stickers page, although rough, and maybe I shouldn't of, they are on there now, and one by one will hopefully be replaced with better ones. About 3/5ths are mine.

"Why do you have that in your pockets? "

This is the less part. No less, no less. Get out.