User:CapitalQ/Theme Song
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Why Get Personal by CapitalQ
Parody of Reprehensible by They Might Be Giants
Click here to read the original TMBG lyrics
Each night I lie awake; Can't help but groan A page is changing, and I tremble It could be my own My own I can't restore it Spam makes me cry The Recent Changes fascinate me Here's why Here's why
The vandals gather 'round and post porn websites Changing page history when I'm not on patrol
Irresponsible Irreversible Why get personal?
10,000 pages of indefinite bans We foiled their scams
The log file stocks Uncountable blocks From around the clock It's barely a shock Why must spammers stain The pages of this wiki?
(instrumental interlude)
Irresponsible Irreversible Why get personal Night after night the vandals cause me to weep 'Till I fall asleep They're hoping I won't Remember a thing
When morning comes at last I nearly die My page was vandalized It's time for me to make some bans Some bans
The blacklist's getting larger, yet spam gets plopped Just why the hell won't spammers ever learn to stop
Irresponsible Irreversible Why get personal 10,000 pages of indefinite bans We foiled their scams And Brad and I know Who's responsible: Indispensable Media-Wi- Ki
