hi! i'm Alan Probe, otherwise known as "alanprobesucks" on most platforms or "scofflaw" if you're john flansburgh. i'm a visual artist and graphic designer based in new england, and i primarily make a living working at a combination community center and thrift shop. i've got weird eyes and a twitchy disposition, so most consider me to be a rabbit poorly pretending to be a person. in my free time i love sewing, tinkering with tech, reading, writing, and collage making.
they might be giants IS my all-time favourite band, as you've probably already gathered, but i love a lot of other bands too. I'm a huge fan of the King of Pop, Michael Jackson, but I'm also a huge Beatles fan. My favourite Beatle is Paul, and I have a strong affinity for his solo work (Particularly McCartney II and Pipes of Peace.) I also love The Beach Boys (particularly Surf's Up) and I adore anything made by Giorgio Moroder and Donna Summer (particularly Once Upon a Time.) I love almost all 80's synth pop as well as Disco and anything from the 1970s. I'm a huge Wings fan.