Mailing List Archive/2020-07-30
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Less than 1200 memberships left!It’s true. With 3814 members already joined as of this morning, this fan club offering might not truly go public in September as planned because we are RUNNING OUT of spots. We ain’t saying this better-than-Kickstarter, mightier-than-an-NPR-totebag project won’t stall out and leave us waving our arms up and down on Madison Ave. like car dealership balloon men in September, but why take the chance of missing out? Seems like most of us could use some engaging diversions in our lives right now. Join us in this special experience and we’ll all get through this together! For blinking heck, you get two hardbound books!
BECOME A MEMBER OF THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS INSTANT FAN CLUB BOOK EDITION
The instant you become a member of the Instant Fan Club you receive a FULL live recording called ASBURY PARK LIVE. In our imaginary world, we like to think there is discussion going around recognizing that it is really remarkable along the lines of, "The fresh song selections, the inspired rearrangements of classics, the majesty of the horns, the pointless yammering long after the audience interest has ended… It really is... SOMETHING.” But maybe it’s not our imaginations!
Here is a small sampling of the live set in a video just for you. You might get a kick out of it.
So, in our imaginary world, we think some people might be folding their arms, scrunching up their face, and saying, “Well, sure that’s fun, but when I’m looking for a fan club I am more interested in things that are permanent, and if it isn’t a book or an album, I want to have exclusive experiences and be able to see musical events online.” The great news is that the new THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS INSTANT FAN CLUB: BOOK EDITION is ALL of those things!
• 2 new full-length hardbound books
• 3 new CDs, including our new album called BOOK
• Downloads of two new projects that we aren’t even telling you about yet
• Secret Music Vol. 1 and Secret Music Vol. 2, CDs and downloads*
• A ton of fan club items: membership card, keyring, stickers, a Certificate of Thank You*
• Live Band from Brooklyn IFC video event with the full band, as well as another round of songs in the beloved “Quiet Storm” format of last year’s IFC program*
• A livestream of a full Flood show, whenever Flood shows are happening again*
• A Flood jigsaw puzzle*
(and *Yes, these are Instant Fan Club EXCLUSIVES.)
There are also higher levels of membership where YOU could be an executive producer of BOOK
and hear YOUR NAME being sung in a mini-song (formerly known as a custom ringtone)
We will be distributing 10% of the net proceeds between these two very worthwhile organizations:
BLACK GIRLS CODE, leading efforts to educate Black girls in computer coding and the technological world, and
PARTNERS IN HEALTH, responding to the COVID-19 crisis worldwide.
TAKE ME TO THE ORDER FORM!
I WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS
EXPERIMENT IN HUMAN HAPPINESS
THE INSTANT FAN CLUB OATH
As a TMBG Instant Fan Club member,
I am a willing participant in this secret experiment in human happiness.
When asked about the Instant Fan Club, I shall reply,
“Oh, I don’t know. You must be thinking of some other band.”
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