Lyrics:Destination Moon (Dial-A-Song)

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Destination Moon (Dial-A-Song)
By: They Might Be Giants
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Don't bother to call this room There's nobody here who can pick up Or has stuff they need to talk about And who isn't now checking out and flying

By rocket to the moon: By airplane to the rocket, By taxi to the airport, By front door to the taxi By throwing back the blanket, hanging down the legs

Thank you for the card with the cartoon nurse But you see there's nothing wrong with me You think, "That's what you think, That's what they all say," Before I blow you away

By rocket to the moon: By airplane to the rocket By taxi to the airport By front door to the taxi By throwing back the blanket, hanging down the legs

Soon the man who sweeps the room Brings the secret telegram: "COMMENCE OFFICIAL INTERPLANETARY EXPLORATION"

Thank you for the card with the cartoon nurse But you see there's nothing wrong with me You think, "That's what you think, That's what they all say," Before I blow you away

By rocket to the moon: By airplane to the rocket, By taxi to the airport, By front door to the taxi By throwing back the blanket, hanging down the legs

By rocket to the moon: Crawl to the rocket, By coughing at the airport, By limping to the taxi, By throwing back the blanket, hanging down the withered leg.