Lyrics:Madam, I Challenge You To A Duel

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Madam, I Challenge You To A Duel
By: They Might Be Giants
Year: 2015

I am a man of honor And I am mortified by your litany of slurs Such a lot of words Oh, dear

Madam, I challenge you to a duel My second warned you to be careful That bell can't be unrung Madam, you mistake me for a bumpkin It's clear you're yelling something Oh please, don't burst a lung

You are an unfit rival By spirits taught to sing But a tune so twisted now Like all that's sweet's gone sour Oh, dear

Madam, you mistake me for a fool Yes, your little dog may hold the pistols Although he seems high-strung

Madam, I challenge you to a duel My second warned you to be careful That bell can't be unrung Can't be unrung Can't be unrung