Guitar Tab:Best Of Spin The Dial

    
On. Off. On.
"Spirit coming from the Father..."
Off.
Let's play Spin the Dial, shall we, fellas?
"...on upon your favored people
May your blessings be outpoured..."

Db               Bbm           
Outmoded form of singing
Gb   Gb/Ab   Ebm7 Ab7sus4
Archaic and strange
Db             Bbm
Never to return to Earth
Gb             Ab
Except in your bad dreams
Db                 Bbm
"Help me, help me, help me," you cry
Gb(add9)                 Absus4
But no one comes to your aid
Db          Ab/C         Bbm7 Ab
The archaic voice of the past
Gbmaj7   Absus4 Ab Db
Will never be forgiven


"...so please have a little pity
Pity on me..."
"...J.B.R., J.B. Robinson—J.B. Robinson..."
"...The shades go down, it's in her head..."

Em
I'm blind, I'm so blind
I'm a lonely man
D
And I'm singin' like a blind guy
Em                   D
I'm singin' like I'm blind
And I'm old
Em
I'm so fuckin' old
    D
I'm blind with long scraggly hair
Em
And I live in a cave
D
I live in a cave with all my monkey friends
Em                D/E
This is an honest reflection of my personal expression
Em
I've got long blonde flowing hair
D/E                       Em
And I live in a cave with my monkey friends
D
And I sing like an ape
                         Em      D
What the fuck is wrong with me?

"...classic rock..."
"...and reduce cranking time..."

Am9 D9(13) Am7

Am7                D/A        Am7
I worked in a parking lot on F Street
Am7                         Am9
I worked in a parking lot on F Street
Dm7
Man, that job was bad
But I didn't have to pay Social Security
Am7
Not sure why, not sure why
                                             E
I didn't have to pay Social Security like that

"...that's a nice goal"
"It's very important to me to do that"
"What are you waiting for?..."


The mystery of silence.
A little more mystery of silence.
Spinning the dial.

          D7/F#       F 
"...And I notice it's turning
Am       G      C      E7
While my guitar gently weeps..."
Am      G
Guh-uh, aleah
     D7/F#
Sing aiyah
      F
In my ess eh
Am      G      C     E7
I ay my ess eh bee hee
Am       G
Well hee as
        D7/F#
Mash nick nash nes
               F
Mash neck ne nack mesh mash mesh mas
Am           G
Ah mesh mas mes mas
      C        E7
Never naaaah, ahhhh
Am                               G           Am7
As mes mas mes mesh naus mesh me naush aus me nesh me naus
Mesh ne maus


"...wherever you go..."
"...where would we be
Without the love of a woman?..."

G      D
Gospel inflection
C                Am
Nobody knows for certain
G          Em
But nothing's free
C            Am
I got gospel inflections
G           Em
And nobody's certain
Cmaj7    G
About me
G         Em         C       D
You know, my heart's been broken so many times
G            C          D7
These amphetamines just keep on workin', and they feel so damn good
G          B7
But I know, baby, deep down inside you want me to change
C          D
But sadly, I can't change cause I'm a creepy creepy man
G
Upsetting and unpleasant
C              G/D
At the core of my being, unlovable
G         Em
Gospel inflection
C       D
Misdirection
G           
You can't like me
C                D
No matter what you say


"...plus everyone who joins the VIL club in October is qualified for
a random drawing to win $500..."
"It never threw me like this ignored..."

Bb  Cm  

Bb                       Cm
Second band on the rock festival stage
Bb                                         Cm
We're the second band on the rock festival stage
Bb
Second band
Cm7
Held out for that position
Bb


"...na na na na na na..."

Fmaj7

C                    Am
Got long hair and a beer voice
Fmaj7
Long hair and a beer voice
                    C
I'm a very troubled man
C
I'm wearing ladies make-up
Am
And long feminine hair
Fmaj7
But I've got a very masculine,
A very masculine voice
C
I've got long hair
Am
I'm wearing make-up and concealer
Fmaj7
I'm sponsored by Maybelline
But I've got a masculine masculine voice
C
I'm a paradox
Am
A cultural paradox


"...97-2578, or if you're in the Toronto area 416..."

Bmaj11  Fmaj7/A(no3)

Ebsus4 Bbmaj7b5(no3) Bbmaj7

Ebmaj9

Fadd9add13

Dm C#m Cm

Cmaj7

"...thank you, thank you. So rarely do we have a show... so rarely do
we have a show that gives virgin ears of the musically deprived the
opportunity to experience such great unattained music from that of
mainstream garbage. What a..."