User:HotelDetectiveInTheFuture

ATTENTION, ALL WIKI USERS!

As you all know, They Might Be Giants' new album Living Clothespins was released this morning to critical acclaim! But the evil government (aka the wiki admins) have disregarded it as a simple April Fools' joke, which it certainly is not.

The page for the album was moved to my user page. But why? My conspiracy is that the admins want this masterpiece of an album to themselves, and they don't want anyone else to experience the magic of Living Clothespins. They want this because if the album was heard by the general public of wiki users, it could cause anarchy. But that's no reason to hold back a beloved album. WE WANT OUR ALBUM, DAMN IT! I WILL NOT COMPLY WITH YOUR LAWS (wiki terms of service).

So we must fight for the right to know about Living Clothespins. For knowledge is the most important thing on the planet! FIGHT FOR LIVING CLOTHESPINS!

I will do my best to find more information on this album. And you should too. Good luck.