Mailing List Archive/2009-10-07
SHOWS COMING UP IN PITTSBURGH, NEW YORK, DALLAS, DETROIT, INDIANAPOLIS, ST. LOUIS AND DOZENS MORE!
There once was a kitten named fred
who lived in a box made of lead
till some particles scattered
and poison was splattered
now the feline's both living and dead.
There once was a man from malaysia who suffered Wernicke's Aphasia when asked how he was he'd reply, as he does,... Read More poodle ball skateboard eurasia
The bacteria inside your belly,
move around by the use of flagelli.
they ferment some stuff,
keep immune systems tough
and make all your poop come out smelly.
I felt as if I had been maced When my test tube blew up in my face At first, I just cried Then remembered, and sighed, "That's why not to mix acid with base."
To life, DNA is real central,
RNA, and proteins - they're essential,
how they change, it's a trick,
which to which, tell me quick!
D to R, R to P, it's sequential.
Some people are mad as a hatter
'Bout machines that accelerate matter.
"Black holes will appear!"
They proclaim, out of fear,
While the science gets lost in the chatter.
There once was a boy from Nantucket
Who kept all the water in a bucket
The scientific source
was Centrifugal force
Which is why he was unable to chuck it
Aristotle said Earth's in the middle
So Ptolemy tried solving the riddle
Copernicus did better
Proved the sun's in the center
THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS ON TOUR
10/8 -- Detroit, MI -- Andrew=92s Hall Tickets
10/9 -- St. Louis, MO -- The Pageant / Special Flood Show Tickets
10/10 -- Chicago, IL -- Vic Theatre / Family Show Tickets
10/10 -- Chicago, IL -- Vic Theatre / Special Flood Show Tickets
10/11 -- Madison, WI -- Barrymore Theatre / SOLDOUT!
10/13 -- Indianapolis, IN -- The Vogue Tickets 10/15 -- Cleveland, OH -- Beachland Ballroom / Special Flood Show Tickets
10/16 -- Pittsburgh, PA -- Mr. Small=92s / Special Flood Show Tickets
10/17 -- Kutztown, PA -- Kutztown University / Family Show Tickets
10/17 -- Kutztown, PA -- Kutztown University / Rock Show Tickets
10/18 -- New York, NY -- NYU -- Skirball Center for Performing Arts (Family show) Tickets
10/28 -- Brooklyn, NY - Music Hall of Williamsburg / Benefit show for NAG (Neighbors Allied for Good Growth) -- also performing will be Nada Surf (acoustic) and Charles Bissell from The Wrens. More background on this event here.
10/31 -- Dallas, TX -- House of Blues / Kids Show Tickets
11/3 -- Minneapolis, MN -- First Ave / Special Flood Show Tickets (& Afternoon In-store TBA) 11/5 -- Denver, CO -- Gothic Theatre Tickets 11/6 -- Salt Lake City, UT -- The Depot / Rock Show Tickets 11/7 -- Salt Lake City, UT -- Murray Theatre / Family Show Tickets 11/8 -- Boise, ID -- Egyptian Theater / Family Show Tickets 11/10 -- Seattle, WA -- Showbox Sodo / Special Flood Show Tickets 11/11 -- Portland, OR -- Crystall Ballroom (& Afternoon In-store TBA) Tickets 11/12 -- San Francisco, CA -- Afternoon In-store 11/13 -- San Francisco, CA -- Fillmore / Rock Show Tickets 11/14 -- Los Angeles, CA -- Royce Hall / Family Show Tickets 11/14 -- Los Angeles, CA -- Royce Hall / Special Flood Show Tickets 11/15 -- Santa Barbara, CA -- Campbell Hall, UCSB / Family Show Tickets 11/21 -- Philadelphia, PA -- Theater of Living Arts / Family Show Tickets 11/28 -- Washington, DC -- 9:30 Club / Family Show Tickets 11/28 -- Washington, DC -- 9:30 Club / Rock Show Tickets 12/2 -- Boston, MA -- Borders @ Braintree Afternoon In-store Info 12/3 -- New York, NY -- Barnes & Noble - Union Square In-store Info