Lyrics:Shoehorn With Teeth (Dial-A-Song)

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Shoehorn With Teeth (Dial-A-Song)
By: They Might Be Giants
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He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth People should get beat up for stating their beliefs He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Because he knows there's no such thing

Asks a girl if they can both sit in a chair But he doesn't get nervous She's not really there

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Because he knows there's no such thing

Tour the world in a heavy metal band But they run out of gas The plane can never land

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth People should get beat up for stating their beliefs He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Because he knows there's no such thing

What's the sense of ever thinking about the tomb When you're much too busy returning to the womb?

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth People should get beat up for stating their beliefs He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Because he knows there's no such thing