Lyrics:Santa's Beard (Dial-A-Song)

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Santa's Beard (Dial-A-Song)
By: They Might Be Giants
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Every year, my friend puts on a red suit And pals around with me and my wife But lately I've been feeling jealous Every time she climbs on his knee Why must she climb on his knee?

I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard She whispered, oh, she whispered in his ear I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard I wish he would go He's breaking up my home

She always had a wicked sense of humor But she'd never drag my name around town Lately she's been humming cheating songs And I don't like that fat guy around No, I don't like that fat guy around

I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard She whispered, oh, she whispered in his ear I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard I wish he would go He's breaking up my home