Lyrics:Particle Man (Live In America)
| Particle Man (Live In America) |
| By: They Might Be Giants |
| Year: 2025 |
JF: Ladies and gentlemen the euphonium! JL: Euphonium, step- step forward about five feet there, Mister Levine. Now you- Now. Now! JF: Banned in Tennessee and Florida, ladies and gentlemen. JL: You can- in Florida textbooks you cannot use the word "euphonium" anymore apparently. They've- they've- they call them tubas which is bullshit! JF: Let your freak flag fly, people. JL: Right, I think the children can understand and they can take it. JF: Wake up, Scholastic! You're a miserable employer... and I speak from personal experience. Here we go. 2, 3 Particle Man, Particle Man Doing the things a particle can What's he like? It's not important Particle Man Is he a dot, or is he a speck? When he's underwater does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead? Nobody knows, Particle Man Triangle Man, Triangle Man Triangle Man hates Particle Man They have a fight, Triangle wins Triangle Man Universe Man, Universe Man Size of the entire universe man Usually kind to smaller man Universe Man He's got a watch with a minute hand Millennium hand and an eon hand And when they meet it's a happy land Powerful man, Universe Man Person Man! Person Man Hit on the head with a frying pan Lives his life in a garbage can Person Man Is he depressed or is he a mess? Does he feel totally worthless? Who came up with Person Man? Degraded man, Person Man Triangle man take off for the planet To the planet Venus Triangle man take off for the planet To the planet Venus Triangle man take off for the planet To the planet Venus Triangle man take off for the planet To the planet Venus Triangle Man, Triangle Man Triangle Man hates Person Man They have a fight, Triangle wins Triangle Man JF: Thank you so much! |