Lyrics:Kids Are Different Now

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Kids Are Different Now
By: They Might Be Giants
Year: 2000

The thought of summers free And being home by four o'clock Sounded good to me Just what was I thinking?

I'm the substitute now I'm the substitute now

Working's harder than teaching school had taught me Kids are different than five years ago

This school sure is far From where I want to be now When I got the call I thought it'd be a snow day

I'm the substitute now I'm the substitute now

Shuffling paper Is how I broke my hand now Throwing snowballs Is how I bruised my eye

Kids are different than five years ago That's not so strange So quit staring at me