Lyrics:Hodgman Promo 2
| Hodgman Promo 2 |
| By: They Might Be Giants |
| Year: 2001 |
Robin Goldwasser: Seven hundred dollars. John Hodgman: That's how much the Delia Hotel in Cold Spring demanded as a deposit to cater John Hodgman's wedding in 1999. RG: Seven hundred dollars. JH: That's how much it cost to reserve the main dining room, which the Delia Hotel said could hold 200 people. RG: Fact is, the Delia would be lucky if the dining room could hold 100 people. JH: Fact is, the Delia lied, and when John Hodgman asked for his deposit back, the Delia Hotel suddenly stopped returning his calls. RG: Seven hundred dollars. JH: Is that the going rate for a swindle? RG: Seven hundred dollars. JH: Or is that money the Delia needs to continue to house a coven of evil witches? RG: Greedy. Lying. Doesn't return phone calls. JH: The Delia Hotel. Is it full of witches? John Flansburgh: Paid for by the friends of John Hodgman. |
