Lyrics:Disco Lover (Extended Version)

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Disco Lover (Extended Version)
By: Frieda
Year: 1987
It was Friday night

I was settling down to watch Home Shopping Club with a bag of fried pork rinds I was pasting pictures into my "Can't Stop the Music" scrapbook — I'm a handicraft nut! I had a mitten pattern for mittens that were little hand puppets I promised two small friends that I would knit them a pair of puppet mittens as soon as I got over the Mother's Day rush During the Mother's Day cleanup, I accidentally burned the pattern — Does anybody out there have this pattern? Anyway, I was feeling kinda lonely, so I said to myself "Frieda? Let's boogie!"

It was Friday night I was feeling all right So I went out to the disco It was Friday day I decided to stay This is my favorite disco

I looked around I said "Frieda? Get down! Let's make this a happenin' disco" What should I spy But some fabulous guy? This is my kind of disco

He was standing there He started to stare He wore the finest clothes in any disco Halston! Gucci! Fiorucci! Sergio! Alessio! Ooh! From head to toe!

He boogied up to me And proceeded to sing He was dark and tall He said "You're a doll" I said "Mais oui, Bonjour, c'est la me"

He said "???" I said "Takamakie! Umi sumi futomakie!" I said "Oh, oh, ohhh!"

Won't you be my disco lover tonight? (Lover tonight, disco lover tonight) I'm gonna take you to those disco heights (Lover tonight, disco lover tonight) Let's spend some ??? (We'll be in disco heaven)

It was Friday night I was feeling all right So I went out to the disco It was Friday day I decided to stay This is my favorite disco

I looked around I said "Frieda? Get down! Let's make this a happenin' disco" What should I spy But some fabulous guy? This is my kind of disco

Hey, come worship your disco empress (Lover tonight, disco lover tonight) Come admire my disco queeny airs (Lover tonight, disco lover tonight) I got disco dance floor agility (It's my ??? mobility)

You know, disco is so important in my life To me, it's more like a religion! (Hail Mary full of grace, blessed is this disco place) And this disco is a faaabulous cathedral! (Blessed the Lord and these thy gifts, the DJ, the boogie, the disco disc!) This sunday, we'll just partake in holy disco communion (Sanctus, Sanctus, Sanctus, The Boogie in spiritus) Let's shake thy body, and boogie thy blood (My body, your body, everybody, his body, her body, their body, our body, this body)

I am disco royalty (She is queen of the disco scene, she's got a lot of rhythms, if you know what I mean) Get down on your knees and worship me (????? of the disco song) Get up on your feet and come adore (Get out on the dance floor, dance some more)

Mmhm, uh huh, mmhm, too much!