Lyrics:Chip The CHiP
| Chip The CHiP |
| By: They Might Be Giants |
| Year: 2018 |
Chip the CHiP Chip the CHiP Is he human or is he a beast? He's the ugliest sworn officer In the California Highway Police If you drive too fast he'll eat your face Pass him on the left he'll eat your face And if you talk back he will eat what's left of your face Chip the CHiP There he is, in pursuit It's his favorite part of the gig Chip the CHiP is so hungry His lunch is gonna be everything under your wig Though you don't deserve what's coming next I hope your life was filled with happiness You're going to briefly spend what's left of it with the CHiP, Chip the CHiP Life in prison would be better than the teeth Of the CHiP Chip the CHiP Lethal injection would be a welcome relief From the CHiP Chip the CHiP Chip the ch-ch-ch-CHiP Alright pull it over! Do you know why I stopped you? Cause I thought maybe you could tell me why I stopped you. After work he'll relax Lying face down in toxic waste When he's completely burned he will shed and wait for his skin to regenerate Now the sight of him might gross you out So if your eye offends you poke it out If your remaining eye offends poke out the offending other eyeball as well If you drive too fast he'll eat your face Pass him on the left he'll eat your face And if you talk back he will eat what's left of your face Chip the CHiP |
