Interpretations:Christmas Cards

• Song
• Lyrics
• Download
• Interpretations
• Credits
• Guitar Tab
• Bass Tab
• Chronology

Interpretation 1

...Every Christmas card he writes has been stolen. And he doesn't know why. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 67.64.204.222 (talk) 16:34, August 7, 2005

god, why do people have to read so much into everything?? --jordan 19:17, August 2, 2006‎

Interpretation 2

I picture someone explaining to his family and friends why he hasn't sent anyone Christmas cards for the last few years\ever. Rather than tell the truth, that he's too lazy to write the damn things, he makes up a ridiculous lie: that each time he writes one it somehow gets stolen. --Thaddius 18:14, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

It's like "the dog ate my homework." --Nehushtan (talk) 16:34, 24 December 2020 (EST)