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The Neck Rolls Aren't Working
By: They Might Be Giants
Key: E Minor
Year: 2018
Em Em Em Em Em Em Em

     Em  Em
That air horn 
   A  A    G A  G   A     Em  Em
is blowing away the clear thinking
       A  A   G  A    G   A   Em   Em
That's needed to stop the loud air horn
     A A    G A    G   A  B       C   D
From making itself the discussion
     Em  Em
This headband
  A     A     G    A     G    A   Em    Em
I don't think it's mine, it's the wrong size
     A  A    G   A  G  A Em Em
It's cutting off my circulation 
    A A    G  A     G    A    Em  D C D
And making me think that it's fine

    C                 
And I saved up all my money 
         G                       Em
For some lessons on how to spend money 
        A
And the neck rolls aren't working
        C
No, the neck rolls aren't working 
        G                 A                B    C  D
No, the neck rolls aren't working like you said

     Em  Em
This gut wrench
    A A   G  A   G   A   Em   Em
I'm using to fix the bad drainpipe 
       A  A    G   A G  A  Em  Em
That's leaking all over my gut wrench 
   A     A  G   A     G  A  B   B   C   D
Is right on the brink of destroying 
   Em  Em
My chances
   A   A    G  A   G   A  Em  Em
Of wrecking my chances of wrecking 
A A G    A    G  A  Em  Em  
Any last hope of destroying
A A G    A    G    A Em D C D
Any last hope that I had 

      C           
To go back to being broken 
       G                Em
Like before when I quit working 
        A
And the neck rolls weren't working 
        C
And the neck rolls weren't working 
        G                  B              Em     A
And the neck rolls weren't working either then

    Em    Em
Then, then
A                                  Em    Em            
Why'd you have to make me say "then, then?"
A                             Am    Am
I don't need reminders of when, when
E                        Am   Am
I was just a child of ten, ten
B                            C      C
Watching astronaut John Glenn, Glenn
B                            C     C
Splashing down to earth again, gain
D                   Em   A G A G A 
While I'm still orbiting

Em    A A G A   G A
Em    A A G A   G A
Em    D   C     D

Em  Em
Headband
A A G A       G A   Em  Em
       I guess  the headband
  A    A  G  A    G A   Em  Em
I changed my mind,  the headband 
A A G A   G   A  B  B7 C D 
          Not so bad
    Em  Em
The air horn 
    A   A   G    A   G  A   Em  Em
How can you stay mad at the air horn? 
     A    A    G A G A   Em  Em 
Just look it's adorable, how can
    A   A   G    A   G  A   Em 
you not put your ear to it?

C
Monday
                       G
Still not working yet, Thursday
Em                     A
Wait I mean it's still Monday
                  C
I'm not losing my hair, it's getting shorter 
G                        A7                
And the kids are getting shorter 
Em                       A7
And the rain is falling upwards 
      C               
And I saved up all my money 
         G                       Em
For some lessons on how to waste money 
        A
And the neck rolls aren't working 
        C
And the neck rolls aren't working 
        G                 B                Em    A A G A   G A
And the neck rolls aren't working like you said

Em    A A G A   G A
Em D C B Em