Guitar Tab:Or So I Have Read

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Or So I Have Read
By: They Might Be Giants
Key: G
Year: 2015
Em
Animals can smell your dreams
   Gdim
Or so I have read
Cdim
That explains the constant sniffing
G          C
Under your bed
Em           C
Or so I have read
G                A7
It says it right here
    Cdim
And did you know
      Em7              Cdim              B7
That mixing paint with milk will make it clear?

Barber poles are found in the wild
And caught in a cage
If you count the stripes
You can determine their age
Or so says the sage
That authored this page
Who owns a self-consuming timepiece
Called the chronophage

G              C         D
Everything you hear is a fact
        G           C       D
And the opposite is also correct
       G                Em
If you swallowed up the planet
          Gdim       C 
You would be a wiser man
            Am
It would be inside your head
Cdim
So I have read

You may not believe this
But it has been shown
The reason clouds are white
Is that they're made out of bone
And when I found out
I slapped my own face
For now I know why skeletons
                B7  C       D
Are up in outer space

Someday in the distant future
So I have read
Microscopic astronauts 
Will land on your head
There's so much to know
Can't put this book down
A mime is the hybrid offspring
Of a human and a clown

Everything you hear is a fact
And the opposite is also correct
If you swallowed up the planet
You would be a wiser man
It would be inside your head
Cdim         G
Or so I have read