Guitar Tab:Miniature Sidewalk Whirlwind

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Miniature Sidewalk Whirlwind
By: They Might Be Giants
Key:
Year: 2006
Esus2                 Esus2sus4             Eadd9              Esus2sus4               Dsus2
Trying to avoid being hit in the leg by the bag that is going around and around in the miniature sidewalk whirlwind,

        Esus2                 Esus2sus4              Eadd9                       Esus2sus4             Dsus2
but the crumpled-up bag moves exactly as fast as the speed at which you walk to avoid being hit in the leg.

F~Em
Aaaah

        Bm          A               Am         G          G/F#
To the amusement of others, you are hit in the leg by the bag.

       Bm         A            Am           G         Bsus4 B
And as soon as it touches your leg, it's completely attached.

          E            A               D        G       D      E           F#
Trying to pull off the bag while still casually walking only increases the merriment.

      Esus2              Esus2sus4            Eadd9                  Esus2sus4                 Dsus2
So at first you consider violence against the onlookers, but then on second thought, maybe the bag.

Esus2           Esus2sus4       Eadd9           Esus2sus4       Dsus2
La, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la.

A               F#m              D             B7sus4~B7  
Buppa ba ba ba, buppa ba ba ba, buppa ba ba ba ba. 

Esus2           Esus2sus4          Eadd9                 Esus2sus4               Dsus2
Ba ba ba, buppa buppa ba ba, buppa buppa buppa ba, buppa buppa buppa buppa buppa ba.

F~Em

         Bm          A            Am           G            B7sus4              B7
But it's made out of some kind of stretchy new plastic that cannot be ripped in half.

E         A          D         G             D            E           F#
Sadly you walk on in anger and shame, not considering the fate of the very next one

         Esus2              Esus2sus4             Eadd9              Esus2sus4               Dsus2
who will try to avoid being hit in the leg by the bag that is going around and around in the miniature sidewalk whirlwind.

A                 F#m                   D                        B7sus4    B7
Ever and always, around the world, everywhere you go, there will always be those

         Esus2              Esus2sus4             Eadd9              Esus2sus4               Dsus2
who will try to avoid being hit in the leg by the bag that is going around and around in the miniature sidewalk whirlwind.

Eadd9
Miniature sidewalk whirlwind.

Dsus2
Miniature sidewalk whirlwind.

Eadd9
Miniature sidewalk whirlwind.

Dsus2 Eadd9 Dsus2 Eadd9