Lyrics:Return To The Planet Of The Apes
|Return To The Planet Of The Apes|
|By: They Might Be Giants|
C minor! C minor!
Cornelius, Cornelius, I miss you ape Cornelius, I miss you ape I miss your toffee cape I miss your toffee cape Cornelius You were my favorite ape I've got to get back to that crazy planet That I call the Planet of the Apes And find my friend, Cornelius We've got to go I want to jam with Cornelius, my favorite ape In his toffee cape I say toffee, some would just say tan But I'm a sophisticated guy so I call it toffee, not tan
Toffee is a color of clothes Tan is a color of a costume Of an actor in a movie Called "Return to the Planet of the Apes"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Jim O'Connor on the trumpet!
I must return to the Planet of the Apes and find my friend, Cornelius I love that ape, he's my favorite ape The time when they put me in jail I did not appreciate the jailtime That I did on the Planet of the Apes But I did that time because I love Cornelius And his toffee cape