Lyrics:It Was A Very Good Year

When I was 103, it was a very good year
It was a very good year for chorus girls named Cupcake O'Leary
I'd sit them on my knee
They were repelled by me, 
when I was 103

When I was the square root of a negative number, it was a very good year
It was a very good year for dodecahedrons
in a state of quantum uncertainty
We would have sexual intercourse,
while at the same time we would not have sexual intercourse
When I was the square root of a negative number

When I was Maggie Thatcher, it was a very good year
It was a very good year for cat fights 
with Joey Heatherton 
and the Trilateral Commission
We would pull each other's hair
It was a very good year