|By: They Might Be Giants|
Evil Evil is his one and only name Evil In his mind there is no other game
When your name is Evil Bad is good, or so you think But you're so very wrong— it's Evil But being wrong is right So then you're good again Which is the evilest thing of all
Do you find his subtle ways invite you? Does he excite you? If his contradictions should attract you Should he distract you
Heaven help you then You're finished, it's the end There'll be no retrieval From the Evil The Evil he will do
He is Evil He is Dr. Evil His name is EVIL!