Lyrics:Crystal Fortress

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Crystal Fortress
By: They Might Be Giants
Year: 2008

Davey: Mmm. French Fries. Other Guy: Mmm. Yea, they're good. Gee Davey, Strong Bad always seems so hostile. I bet he doesn't even know how much everybody loves him. Davey: Nope, nope I don't think so either. Other Guy: Nope. Davey: I've written a song I think'll make Strong Bad understand. I'm gonna sing it.

Uh huh Strong Bad: [spoken] I already don't like the sound of this one. Ohh, vomit-inducing! My favorite! Come down from your crystal fortress, oh Strong Bad Strong Bad: What? A unicorn awaits at a rainbow bridge Strong Bad: Unicorns? Wh-who are you? Her head is bowed and a tiny tear traces these words in the dew Strong Bad: Alright, you whiny weasels

Please come down from your crystal fortress (Strong Bad) Please come down from your crystal fortress Strong Bad: [singing] Shut up (Strong Bad) Please come down from your crystal fortress

Strong Bad: [spoken] Throw me a squeedly guitar! Let me tell ya, You get French fries, and you get French fries, but you don't get French fries, That's right! You get French fries, and you get French fries, but you don't get no French fries, You get the French fries, and you get the French fries, but you don't get French fries! Oh! Ah!

Davey: Unchain your trembling hopes and dreams, oh Strong Bad Strong Bad: Aww! I thought you were done The love you deny is the key that will melt the lock Strong Bad: I'll melt your face! Our golden shining spirits Strong Bad: Eww! Will all join hands and sing

Please come down from your crystal fortress (Strong Bad) Strong Bad: No. Please come down from your crystal fortress (Strong Bad) Strong Bad: I'm not coming down from no place. Please come down from your crystal fortress Strong Bad Strong Bad Strong Bad: Shut up... you stupid hippie.

Strong Bad: [spoken] I'ma gonna throw a brick at your cellist.