Flans at his best. It's all about pretending kids! (Mr Tuck)
I'm wondering if the second part is about the King of Town from homestarrunner.
Now look at my crown, I'm acting mighty bossy - Double check. There's a joke on homestarrunner.com that people think the K-o-T just bought his crown at a party store
I'm king of this town, and my cake gets extra frosting - BY NAME, and the second part is SO King of Town - he just eats all day.
Also, TMBG has close ties with the site