Lyrics:The Neck Rolls Aren't Working

That air horn Is blowing away the clear thinking That's needed to stop the loud air horn From making itself the discussion

This headband I don't think it's mine, it's the wrong size It's cutting off my circulation And making me think that it's fine

And I saved up all my money For some lessons on how to spend money And the neck rolls aren't working No, the neck rolls aren't working No, the neck rolls aren't working like you said

This gut wrench I'm using to fix the bad drainpipe That's leaking all over my gut wrench Is right on the brink of destroying

My chances Of wrecking my chances of wrecking Any last hope of destroying Any last hope that I had

To go back to being broken Like before when I quit working And the neck rolls weren't working And the neck rolls weren't working And the neck rolls weren't working either then

Then, then Why'd you have to make me say "then, then?" I don't need reminders of when, when I was just a child of ten, ten Watching astronaut John Glenn, Glenn Splashing down to Earth again, 'gain While I'm still orbiting

Headband I guess the headband I changed my mind, the headband Not so bad

The air horn How can you stay mad at the air horn? Just look it's adorable How can you not put your ear to it?

Monday Still not working yet, Thursday Wait I mean it's still Monday I'm not losing my hair, It's getting shorter And the kids are getting shorter And the rain is falling upwards

And I saved up all my money For some lessons on how to waste money And the neck rolls aren't working And the neck rolls aren't working And the neck rolls aren't working like you said