Lyrics:Raleigh

Flansburgh: "Good evening everyone my name is Jump Little Chicken. Welcome to the show. We've got, we've got quite an experience for you people prepared tonight. But we got a special song we'd like to perform for you now before we get the evening's festivities started. It's a special song that we've composed for you today. This song is called The Lincoln Theatre."

Na na na na na na The Lincoln Theatre Na na na na na na It's the Lincoln Theatre

Horton Heat And Charlie Mars Peter Yorn And Dark Star We got jam bands Cover bands Satriani and Afroman

Na na na na na na It's the Lincoln Theatre, everybody! Na na na na na na It's the Lincoln Theatre

2 Skinnee J's and 2 Live Crew Bo Diddley and They Might Be Giants Indecision and Drive-By Truckers Who's Bad and DJ Pez

Na na na na na na It's the Lincoln Theatre Na na na na na na It's the Lincoln Theatre

(spoken:) Everybody now!

Na na na na na na It's the Lincoln Theatre Na na na na na na It's the Lincoln Theatre

JF: "Thank you very much."