Lyrics:Snapping Turtle
| Snapping Turtle |
| By: They Might Be Giants |
| Year: 1999 |
Once there was a man named Stryker Who had a pond with ducks And snapping turtles in it Ducks are food for snapping turtles They swim around in circles Till the turtles get them And he vainly tried to Save the ducks from snapping turtles And as far as he could tell Turtles embodied evil Then he got some information A man who drank too much would Help him market snapping turtle soup Once there was a man named Stryker Who had a pond with only Snapping turtles in it And in time he changed his mind About those snapping turtles And he ran his business With the turtles as example And the drunk who sold the soup Beheld the man named Stryker And he felt he was a duck And Stryker was a turtle Then the drunk took Stryker's rifle The one that Stryker used To shoot the snapping turtles And the drunk who sold the soup Beheld the man named Stryker And he felt he was a duck And Stryker was a turtle And he vainly tried to Save the ducks from snapping turtles And as far as he could tell Turtles embodied evil |
