Lyrics:Schoolchildren Singing Particle Man

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Schoolchildren Singing Particle Man
By: They Might Be Giants
Year: 1993

Particle man, particle man Doing the things a particle can What's he like? It's not important Particle man

Is he a dot, or is he a speck? When he's underwater does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead? Nobody knows, Particle man

Triangle man, Triangle man Triangle man hates particle man They have a fight, Triangle wins Triangle man

Universe man, Universe man Size of the entire universe man Usually kind to smaller man Universe man

He's got a watch with a minute hand, Millennium hand and an eon hand When they meet it's a happy land Powerful man, universe man

Person man, person man Hit on the head with a frying pan Lives his life in a garbage can Person man

Is he depressed or is he a mess? Does he feel totally worthless? Who came up with person man? Degraded man, person man

Triangle man, triangle man Triangle man hates person man They have a fight, triangle wins Triangle man