Lyrics:Rowboat Mayor

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Rowboat Mayor
By: They Might Be Giants
Year: 2018

Floating around the roiling sea in our red Solo cup Rowing around the coral reef Thinking the whole thing up Thinking

He thinks he's such a rowboat mayor But he's not one now and he's not one lat-or He thinks he's such a rowboat may-er On a steady diet of small potaters

The nautical council held a deposition Seems all shipmates have the same position Honors and ranks are all just crowing In a vessel this small there is only rowing

Fighting atop the ocean waves in our red Solo cup Our gold doubloons lost in the spray are never floating up

There was never such a thing as a rowboat mayor For a pack of cigarettes I will tell you later