Lyrics:Particle Mo
| Particle Mo |
| By: They Might Be Giants |
| Year: 2004 |
Linnell: [exaggerated accent] "Hi, Corn Mo." Corn Mo: "Hey, Linnell." Linnell: "Uh, what's going on?" Corn Mo: "Same old, same old..." Linnell: "I know that! I heard that. [normal voice] Um. So, uh... remember all the good times? Um, so, uh, shall we play the song Particle Man?" [audience screams] Corn Mo: "Yeah?" Linnell: "Rhetorical question?" Corn Mo: "Yes." Linnell: "Yes? Okay." Particle Man, Particle Man Doing the things a particle can What's he like? It's not important Particle Man Is he a dot, or is he a speck? When he's underwater does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead? Nobody knows, Particle Man Triangle Man, Triangle Man Triangle Man hates Particle Man They have a fight, Triangle wins Triangle Man Universe Man, Universe Man Size of the entire universe, man Usually kind to smaller man Universe Man He's got a watch with a minute hand Millennium hand and an eon hand And when they meet it's a happy land Powerful man, Universe Man Person Man, Person Man Hit on the head with a frying pan Lives his life in a garbage can Person Man Is he depressed or is he a mess? Does he feel totally worthless? Who came up with Person Man? Degraded man, Person Man Man Triangle Man Triangle Man, Triangle Man, Triangle Man Triangle Man Triangle Man hates Person Man They have a fight, Triangle wins They have a fight, Triangle wins Man They have a fight, Triangle wins Triangle Man Linnell: "Corn Mo!" Flansburgh: "To the C to the O to the R to the N! Wherever Corn Mo CDs and Corn Mo T-shirts are sold, you will find Corn Mo, ladies and gentlemen! Defender of the Corn Mo brand! At the T-shirt stand! Help him get some gas money home! ...Hey, can you guys, uh, you guys -" Linnell: "Play something else?" Flansburgh: "No, no, no..." |
