Lyrics:Kids Are Different Now (Spoken Word)

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Kids Are Different Now (Spoken Word)
By: They Might Be Giants
Year: 1999

The thought of summers free And being home by four o'clock Sounded good to me Just what was I thinking?

I'm the substitute now Working's harder than the teaching college had taught me Kids are different Than five years ago This school sure is far from where I want to be

When I got the call I thought it would be a snow day

I'm the substitute, now I'm the substitute, now Shuffling paper is how I broke my hand Throwing snowballs is how I bruised my eye

Kids are different than five years ago That's not so strange So quit staring at me