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| If I Wasn't Shy (Dial-A-Song)
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| By: They Might Be Giants
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| Year: 1991
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If I wasn't shy
If I wasn't shy
I'd burn all the uniforms
I'd burn all the "Ask Me" buttons
I'd burn all the intercoms
I'd burn all the time clock cards
If I wasn't shy
If I wasn't shy
I'd steal somebody's Cadillac
I'd steal anything I lack
I'd steal all the microphones
From all the masters of ceremony
If I wasn't shy
If I wasn't shy
I'd kiss you, if you don't mind,
I'd kiss you a hundred times
If I wasn't shy
If I wasn't shy
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