Lyrics:Hodgman Promo 3
|Hodgman Promo 3|
|By: They Might Be Giants|
Robin Goldwasser: What's going on with Felipe Olivera?
John Hodgman: When John Hodgman needed a subletter for his apartment, Olivera said he was the man for the job.
RG: But his resume tells a different story.
JH: Turns out, Olivera was not just a local waiter, but also a Portuguese hypnotist.
RG: Say what?
JH: Turns out, Felipe Olivera also goes by the name of PHIL MOORE.
RG: Run that by me again?
JH: What Olivera doesn't want you to know is that when he skipped out on twelve hundred dollars worth of back-rent, Hodgman's landlord described Olivera as a deadbeat.
JH: And said that Olivera had been caught masturbating out the window.
RG: Masturbating out the window...
JH: On two separate occasions.
RG: Cat out of the bag, Mr. Olivera? John Hodgman is a better choice.
JH: He has never practiced hypnosis. Never used an alias. And has only masturbated out the window once.
JH: Grant John Hodgman a summary judgment against Felipe Olivera, and let him move on with his life.
RG: After all, it's time to rebuild, not masturbate out the window.
John Flansburgh: Paid for by the friends of John Hodgman.