Lyrics:Hodgman Promo 3
| Hodgman Promo 3 |
| By: They Might Be Giants |
| Year: 2001 |
Robin Goldwasser: What's going on with Felipe Olivera? John Hodgman: When John Hodgman needed a subletter for his apartment, Olivera said he was the man for the job. RG: But his resume tells a different story. JH: Turns out, Olivera was not just a local waiter, but also a Portuguese hypnotist. RG: Say what? JH: Turns out, Felipe Olivera also goes by the name of PHIL MOORE. RG: Run that by me again? JH: What Olivera doesn't want you to know is that when he skipped out on twelve hundred dollars worth of back-rent, Hodgman's landlord described Olivera as a deadbeat. RG: Deadbeat... JH: And said that Olivera had been caught masturbating out the window. RG: Masturbating out the window... JH: On two separate occasions. RG: Cat out of the bag, Mr. Olivera? John Hodgman is a better choice. JH: He has never practiced hypnosis. Never used an alias. And has only masturbated out the window once. RG: Olivera...deadbeat...masturbator...hypnotist... JH: Grant John Hodgman a summary judgment against Felipe Olivera, and let him move on with his life. RG: After all, it's time to rebuild, not masturbate out the window. John Flansburgh: Paid for by the friends of John Hodgman. |
