Lyrics:Hodgman Promo 1

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Hodgman Promo 1
By: They Might Be Giants
Year: 2001

Robin Goldwasser: Borderline irresponsible.

John Hodgman: That's what friends of John Hodgman are saying about Jonathan Coulton.

RG: Last weekend, Jonathan Coulton agreed to look in on John Hodgman's cats when he was in Montreal.

JH: Fact is, he didn't. Even though the record shows that Coulton has his own cats.

RG: So he obviously knows how to take care of one.

JH: Something just doesn't add up.

RG: Cat out of the bag, Mr. Coulton? John Hodgman is a better choice.

JH: When John Hodgman found a stray cat on 105th Street last week, he worked tirelessly to find it a home.

RG: He even took it to the vet for a checkup.

JH: Fact is, John Hodgman is working hard for cats. All cats. Not just the ones he owns.

RG: Borderline irresponsible.

JH: Irresponsible.

RG: Doesn't add up.

JH: Add up.

RG: Cat out of the bag?

JH: The bag. Does Jonathan Coulton sound like someone you want to cat-sit for you?

RG: Henrietta Pussycat says, "Meow-meow-meow-meow-NO WAY-meow-meow."

John Flansburgh: Paid for by the friends of John Hodgman.