Lyrics:Hodgman Promo 1
|Hodgman Promo 1|
|By: They Might Be Giants|
Robin Goldwasser: Borderline irresponsible.
John Hodgman: That's what friends of John Hodgman are saying about Jonathan Coulton.
RG: Last weekend, Jonathan Coulton agreed to look in on John Hodgman's cats when he was in Montreal.
JH: Fact is, he didn't. Even though the record shows that Coulton has his own cats.
RG: So he obviously knows how to take care of one.
JH: Something just doesn't add up.
RG: Cat out of the bag, Mr. Coulton? John Hodgman is a better choice.
JH: When John Hodgman found a stray cat on 105th Street last week, he worked tirelessly to find it a home.
RG: He even took it to the vet for a checkup.
JH: Fact is, John Hodgman is working hard for cats. All cats. Not just the ones he owns.
RG: Borderline irresponsible.
RG: Doesn't add up.
JH: Add up.
RG: Cat out of the bag?
JH: The bag. Does Jonathan Coulton sound like someone you want to cat-sit for you?
RG: Henrietta Pussycat says, "Meow-meow-meow-meow-NO WAY-meow-meow."
John Flansburgh: Paid for by the friends of John Hodgman.