Lyrics:Gloria Says "This Guy's A Nut"
| Gloria Says "This Guy's A Nut" |
| By: They Might Be Giants |
| Year: 2003 |
Friend: Anything, they just— Gloria: But what does he get— how does he make money on this? Whatever he's advertising in the paper. This is the part that don't make no sense. Friend: Oh, he's advertising this in the paper you saw it. Gloria: In the Village Voice, yeah. They got a— that's where the Kiss Clinic, but they give you another number if you wanna join it. Then I got the "intellectuals meet with other intellectuals..." Friend: Yeah. Gloria: "...speak another language." Friend: Yeah. Oh. Gloria: They meet at La Met— La Maisonette restaurant. They give you the price. Then they give you another number to call if you're interested. This guy... all you get is this here recording, but u-w--I don't see how he makes money. Friend: Yeah, yeah. Gloria: You know what I'm saying? It's just.... They got the craziest things in that paper. Then they got Dial-A-Stripper. Friend: Yeah? Gloria: Yeah, they got Stripper-Grams, all kinds of crazy things— Friend: Well, how the hell do you dial a stripper? A stripper dances. Gloria: You dial a stripper, they come right to your house. Friend: Really? Gloria: Yeah, but you've got to pay for them... Yeah! Friend: They come in person? Gloria: Yeah, they come in person! They have gorill— they come with a gorilla, or some come with a lion, there's got the craziest things in this paper. Here, Dial-A-Stripper! There's a few of those. Friend: Well, I don't know... what's their number? Gloria: I don't think that one is a recording, I think that one is live. I don't know, I didn't call it. Friend: Oh, but you've got to pay for that; to call a stripper, no, you know? Gloria: Well, she comes over you gotta pay, yeah. I'm not connecting my number to that. Friend: No, because she must be a hustler. Gloria: What? (laughing) I don't want to connect my phone to that stuff. Friend: Oh, no, of course not. Gloria: Then I'm interfering with somebody's business. This is just a recording; that's a live thing. Friend: Yeah, yeah. Gloria: And they have, umm... Dial-A-Balloon. Friend: Yeah, yeah. Gloria: They come over with all— they got the craziest things. But this one here, "There Must Be Giants," it's called. And it says "call machine," and they got the phone number. Friend: Yeah. Gloria: But what kind of money does he make? It don't make no sense. Well, he don't make any money, right? Friend: No. Gloria: But, that's— then he's a nut, right? Friend: Yeah, right. |
