Lyrics:Gloria Says "This Guy's A Nut"
| Gloria Says "This Guy's A Nut" |
| By: They Might Be Giants |
| Year: 2003 |
Friend: ..Anything, they just-- Gloria: But what does he get--how does he make money on this? Whatever he's advertising in the paper. This is the part that don't make no sense. Friend: Oh, he's advertising this in the paper you saw it. Gloria: In the Village Voice, yeah. They got a--that's where the Kiss Clinic, but they give you another number if you wanna join it. Then I got the "intellectuals meet with other intellectuals..." Friend: Yeah. Gloria: "...speak another language." Friend: Yeah. Oh. Gloria: They meet at La Met--La Maisonette restaurant. They give you the price. Then they give you another number to call if you're interested. This guy... all you get is this here recording, but u-w--I don't see how he makes money. Friend: Yeah, yeah. Gloria: You know what I'm saying? It's just.... They got the craziest things in that paper. Then they got Dial-A-Stripper. Friend: ...Yeah? Gloria: Yeah, they got Stripper-Grams, all kinds of crazy things-- Friend: Well, how the hell do you dial a stripper? A stripper dances. Gloria: You dial a stripper, they come right to your house. Friend: Really? Gloria: Yeah, but you've got to pay for them... Yeah! Friend: They come in person? Gloria: Yeah, they come in person! They have gorill- they come with a gorilla, or some come with a lion, there's got the craziest things in this paper. Here, Dial-A-Stripper! There's a few of those. Friend: Well, I don't know-- (indistinguishable) Gloria: I don't think that one is a recording, I think that one is live. I don't know, I didn't call it. Friend: Oh, but you've got to pay for that; to call a stripper, no, you know? Gloria: Well, she comes over you gotta pay, yeah. I'm not connecting my number to that. Friend: No, because she must be a hustler. Gloria: What? (laughing) I don't want to connect my phone to that stuff. Friend: Oh, no, of course not. Gloria: Then I'm interfering with somebody's business. This is just a recording; that's a live thing. Friend: Yeah, yeah. Gloria: And they have, umm...Dial-A-Balloon. Friend: Yeah, yeah. Gloria: They come over with all--they got the craziest things. But this one here-- "There Must Be Giants," it's called. And it says "call machine," and they got the phone number. Friend: Yeah. Gloria: But what kind of money does he make? It don't make no sense. Well, he don't make any money, right? Friend: No. Gloria: But, that's--then he's a nut, right? Friend: Yeah, right. |
