Lyrics:Enter Elizabeth X. Oliphant
| Enter Elizabeth X. Oliphant |
| By: People Are Wrong! Cast |
| Year: 2002 |
Jesus Christ, I'm going mental! Someone help me with my rental I can't stop my car alarm Oh my god, I'm on a farm You there, with that ponytail Won't you help this city girl? What's up, I'm the wedding planner, I've been in the car all day The ride was hell, now who can tell me, where is this Agway? And where, oh where's the happy couple? You know that she means us Happy couple, not so much Sometimes I look at you And sometimes I worry What have we done now? 'Cause let's face facts, our little wedding's driven everyone insane And if growth really equals pain Then tomorrow it will definitely rain On all the fun now Sometimes I look at you And sometimes I worry At the Agway, things have gone awry Those bright-lighters tried to fire our guy We hired Xanthus for a job And to put it mildly: we got robbed So in a nutshell: (Nutshell) Long story short is: (Check it out) The end result is: There's a giant hand-made spaceship on our lawn You've got land You've got lawn— Beat it And a spaceship Darlings, please Tell me where on Earth's the genius Who has brought me to my knees I've tried every kind of decor I've exploited every theme Mmmm, but this avant-retro spacescape Is this wedding planner's dream Watch your city friends turn green |
