Lyrics:Different Town (Demo)

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Different Town (Demo)
By: They Might Be Giants
Year: 2004

The Poopsmith, he could talk, And Marzipan would rock. And The Stick would be this big, ol' tree That would try to eat everyone except The Cheat and me. And the King of Town Would be underground In a box filled up with peas.

Bubs would give away flamethrowers That shoot chocolate hundred-dollar-bills. And my stupid baby brother Would have been born with horns and a tail.

And Coach Z would wear this cool jacket And Homestar just couldn't hack it. And Pom Pom wouldn't change at all Except he'd look like an ABA Basketball.

And this little weirdo Would be a modestly hot girl To help me through the hard times You know, the kind that are only sorta hot, So they don't mess around with other guys.