Lyrics:Different Town

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Different Town
By: They Might Be Giants, The Brothers Chaps
Year: 2004

Strong Bad: We-e-ellll... The Poopsmith, he could talk, (Poopsmith: Hello!) And Marzipan would rock And the stick would be this big old tree That'd try to eat everyone except The Cheat and me. (Strong Mad: AND ME! Strong Bad: We'll see.)

And The King of Town would be underground In a box filled up with peas... (King of Town: I hate peas! Strong Bad: I know!)

Bubs would give away flamethrowers That shoot chocolate hundred-dollar bills; (Bubs: Imitation chocolate!) My stupid baby brother would have been born with horns and a tail... (Strong Sad: I'm evil.)

And Coach Z would wear this cool jacket, (Coach Z: Check it out, yo!) And Homestar just couldn't hack it, (Homestar: I quit!) And Pom Pom wouldn't change at all 'cept he'd look like an ABA basketball (2, 3, 4)

And this little weirdo Would be a modestly hot girl To help me through the hard times; You know, the kind that are only sorta hot So they don't mess around with other guys. (Homsar: AaAaA... I'm forever your girl!)