From This Might Be A Wiki
By: They Might Be Giants
Year: 2001

Walked to the 7-Eleven Thought I'd do some window shopping there No intention of buying anything I looked at an expensive item

I picked it up carefully Making sure to hold onto the glass part Then the bottom just fell out And the whole thing went crash

You break it, you buy it We prosecute them all Shoplifting is a crime Two-way mirrors on the wall

I slipped by the 7-Eleven My hat over my eyes As not to be noticed Or even recognized

You break it, you buy it You break it, you buy it