Interpretations:Feel Good Sublet

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I just thought it would be interesting to note that if someone inside the apartment didn't use the stove, refrigerator, or door, they would ultimately starve to death.

-Mushroom Pie 'n stuff.

No, they could use the microwave. Or they could order pizza and have it delivered through the window. Or they could just go out the window to eat.